I'm fat
The worst thing after waking up
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Me playing Halo
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Look twice
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
My goal for 2014
Safety in the car 2
Friendzone level: infinite
After changing to fit into society