Pumpkin at the barber shop. Surprise me.
Sorry, there is no cure for your case of stupid
The customer is always right?
Call me a slut
Haha, I told you
I like him for his personality
Only 2990's kids remember this
I built a house
The cat got a cheeseburger
First day at new school/college
Poor Mr. Banana
Doge credit card.