Motorbike in the bath
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Real ninja turtles
Books
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Where's Obama's clock?
Everybody has a plan
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Bilbo Baggins
Kids nowadays