Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Evil raccoon
Homework?! What homework?
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Sleeping under the sea
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Saw costume
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Driver's license
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.