Why are you so fat? It's genetics. Genetic's ice-cream.
New Xbox for Christmas
If someone hates you for no reason
F**k you cloud
What if we gave the NSA permission to spy on us
Grumpy frog
New level of friendzone
Satanist with accordion
Sheldon vs. House
Burgler
Haters gonna hate. Eagle.
Find someone whose demons are compatible with yours