Paper beats rock
Evil queen snorting coke.
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Hurry up, Peterson
Bitten By A Vampire
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
iPhone T-shirt
I lost my phone
Ironman flash drive
Home alone
Mad cows