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Republic of the Feelippines, the best place to feel.
Hello, sexy
Obama, what r u doin? Obama, stahp!
Shaved rabbit
My cat is plotting to kill me
Shut the f**king door. Cat in the toilet.
Tasty alarm clock
Hold my...
Born in '99, I'm such a 90's kid
Right place, right time
Batman signal. I hate my job.