Guns don't kill hookers, I kill hookers
Dog in a bath. Where is my rubber duckies?
Monopoly, destroying friendships since 1904
Tanned chic
WTF? A beard?
Tank you. No, tank you.
Was just trapped on the escalator
IE troll
Six pack
Scarlett Johansson serfer
Running signs. Spain, Turkey, Italy, USA, Japan.
Friendzone triple kill