US Government, you had one f**king job
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Longterm relationship barbie
Money dog
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
I bet if I was a polar bear I would have been served by now
Orange bike
Dudes be like: It's too cold for this sh*t
From cute girls to ugly
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Sms whales
Stupidity is not a disability