Evil raccoon
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Love letters
Sleeping under the sea
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Driver's license
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Homework?! What homework?
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with