My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Being a Grammar Nazi
Sleeping
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
Snoopy made it look easy
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
No.
Lion massage
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
Facepalm cat
Feel my leg I just shaved