My ex-wife had a better lawyer
Meme bed sheet
Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
Miley Cyrus and giraffes
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
All the single ladies
I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's
Beer in a bag
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
Oh, Megan, where are your forms?
A good wife
Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer