Kim, eat a Snickers
You have been mooned
Spring finally came real hard on your car
Grumpy cat loves your stories
Freddy Krueger toilet. To accelerate the process.
U may shut down mi goverment but u cant shut down mi sweg
You know what I mean
Where'd you learn to drive like that?
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea
Key in the lock
Checking your phone
I got a dig bick