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A vasectomy, please
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iPhone 5, because you have more money
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I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
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Wat fish
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Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
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KFC lampshade
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Wait, what the hell are you doing?
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Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
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It's so shiny, I must murder it.
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Star Wars Episode 1
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Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
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Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.