Bitten By A Vampire
I lost my phone
Ironman flash drive
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Paper beats rock
Home alone
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Mad cows
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
iPhone T-shirt
Hurry up, Peterson
Evil queen snorting coke.