I think my cat is mocking me
Magestic as hell
If you remember this, you are lying
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Bike thief
We've lost
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
When a friend offers you a cookie
I will say something about her beautiful hair
Go drunk you are home
Nearly lost my phone
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious