Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Socially amazing penguin's entry
Weapon nail
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Where's Obama's clock?
My cooking is fabulous
Motorbike in the bath
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Brunettes
Real ninja turtles