Fascinating
First date
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
Baby, are you jealous?
Because f@#k you, that's why
Who the f**k is Alice?
Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
Meme pumpkin
Snailed it
Respect is earned, not given
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies