Troll cat
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I wish I could sleep
SWAG
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
USA football team.
Don't do it
Johnny and Marissa
I choose you
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.