Ninja doges
Who played Jumanji?
Doge broccoli.
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Strawberry
Perfect boys only exist in books
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Breaking Bad
Real-time weather reports
Curiousity and the cat