The weather and the first date
Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
Put this on your coffee table
Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
Write or
I was bitten by a turtle
When you refuse to check your bank account
Silly earth
Fruit ass
From Dora to Consuela
His eyes say "bedroom"
Gillete Mach 3 Fusion