I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Halloween costume level: Horrifying
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets
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They were supposed to be smiley faces
The less you have
If you can read the words on this shirt
Lying on the beach
Have a seat please
Dog on the couch
Come At Me Bro!
Dude, I'm so high right now!