Because f@#k you, that's why
Baby, are you jealous?
Who the f**k is Alice?
Respect is earned, not given
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
First date
Snailed it
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
Fascinating
Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
Meme pumpkin