Longterm relationship barbie
Orange bike
Money dog
US Government, you had one f**king job
Stupidity is not a disability
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
Sms whales
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
I saw you typing
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
I bet if I was a polar bear I would have been served by now