USA should invade the USA
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
A good day to stay inside
Sloth Kong
F**k off pumpkin
Kid with a rod
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Cat sitting on his butt
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Looking for movies
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated