I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies
Nice hairstyle
Photobombing on the beach
Camel tow
I said take it!
You call me a b*tch? That post gave me cancer.
Not sure if I have few friends because I don't go out or I don't go out because I have few friends
How to cheat on a test
Wrong laptop
Can't f**k with mein swag
I don't always get a girlfriend, but when I do she is the hottest girl I ever met
Her panties