I choose you
Half Life 2 confirmed
I wish I could sleep
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
New rubik's cube
I don't always use psychedelics
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Don't do it
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
USA football team.
Johnny and Marissa