Chocolate? You are selling chocolate?
iPhone sms: C*ckroach
Finally it's winter. I can stop shaving my legs.
Prince Charles chasing girl
Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe?
What are you looking at
Oppa gangnam style frog
I just love how people always wanna wear your glasses
Dogenator
You killed da spidey?
Mi preciosa
Gamers never get old.