Put this on your coffee table
From Dora to Consuela
Write or
Gillete Mach 3 Fusion
When you refuse to check your bank account
His eyes say "bedroom"
Fruit ass
Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
The weather and the first date
I was bitten by a turtle
Silly earth