Monsters in the car. What seems to be the problem, officer?
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
Lost iPod Touch
Real men have curves
If I had one hour to live
I'll give you the D later
Beware of the dog
#Schwag Hitler
Christmas doge
Bad days
How I see arguments on the internet between religious people and atheists
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.