In Soviet Russia beaver eat you
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out divivng scores during Titanic
What real-world skills do you have?
So I became a balloon animal
When this is about to happen Nokia phone will save us
Bud Light costume
Car and little incident
Harry Jackass
Strange cat
Monorail kitteh
Animal Footprint Shoes by Maskull Lasserre
Dear Congress and Mr. President, this is your job