US Government, you had one f**king job
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Orange bike
I bet if I was a polar bear I would have been served by now
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Dudes be like: It's too cold for this sh*t
Stupidity is not a disability
From cute girls to ugly
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Sms whales