-
Imagine this girl charging at you
-
For tuna? At midnight? During a blizzard? Alone? Of course I will go!
-
Remember these multi colored pens?
-
Cat is trying to get a cotton swab
-
Someone did it
-
I didn't get your text
-
My old PC taught me
-
The guy behind me can't see
-
Babe, you still got your period?
-
Doge with hamburger. Wow, such doge, many meat.
-
Don't worry, when I conquer USA you'll get your Oscar.
-
Self loathing