Stop wasting my blue tape
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Cat Norris
Couch fixed
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
I want to get invited to parties
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Sexy legs
The Shining dog
After death
Leaf, i save you
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)