Party photo fail.
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
Did you bring the bail money?
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Eye to eye
Nice try math
I also like to live dangerously.
Me on the weekend
Toilet paper roll eyes
Camel balls
If Sigmund Freud was right
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave