If swag was money, I'd be Bill Gates
Teddy bears
Romeo and Juliet
Your dad just won the internet
Nice pile of keys you have there
Chelsea is winning
When someone is arguing on the Internet
Please, come help me with groceries
At the bank
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Channels
Put the eldery in prison