My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Little turtle
Moses, the early years
A planet with no evil
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Stockings and tail
Dog did it
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Bltch please guy
Mom, I'm pregnant
Real life sniper