I don't always use psychedelics
Roses are gray
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I choose you
Was I that drunk?
New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
USA football team.
Half Life 2 confirmed
Don't do it
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.