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I got a present for you. It's in my diaper.
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Bosses be like: You are still coming to work, right?
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Do you know why I followed you?
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Skinny and obese girls
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F**k this war, I'm a fairy
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Never give up! A mouse with helmet.
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Tank sneakers
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Cat with mustache
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No grammys, No #1's, No right
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Go home, you are stoned
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When someone I don't know likes my comment
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What is this? Intergalactic senate?