When teacher asks you to write on a board
Mmm, feels good man. Happy cow.
This is why we can't have nice things
Krang in a pumpkin
Seal and penguin
Wrong button
Grammar nazis everywhere
Rock'N'Roll vs. Spiderman, know the difference
Go home, icicle, you're drunk
I almost thought I wasn't pretty anymore
iPhone sms: My love
Welcome to my birthday party