When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
I lost my phone
Hurry up, Peterson
Ironman flash drive
iPhone T-shirt
Paper beats rock
Bitten By A Vampire
Home alone
Mad cows
Evil queen snorting coke.
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.