Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Star Wars Episode 1
Wat fish
I just can't live in this world anymore
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
KFC lampshade
A vasectomy, please
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt