Grasshopper on my windshield
I wanna f**k and drink vodka. Drink vodka and f**k. But you are a girl!
Omgosh, for me?
Skeleton dress
No! I’m an Atheist!
Monopoly money
Gandalfstyle
A bouquet of kittens
Dirty blonde
Training as a furniture salesman
12 O.o
If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes