I named my dog "5 miles"
I have a sore throat
Like a Boss
Bring me another
Spitting Justin Bieber
My laptop snaps a photo of the person that wakes up my computer
Grady Twins costume
I must go, my people need me
The cat in the... F**k this, I'll be a str*pper.
Comfortable shoes
This is bat country
Grumpy Valentine's Day