I just can't live in this world anymore
Wat fish
KFC lampshade
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
A vasectomy, please
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Star Wars Episode 1
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
iPhone 5, because you have more money