Real ninja turtles
Where's Obama's clock?
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
My cooking is fabulous
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Socially amazing penguin's entry
Weapon nail
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Brunettes
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Motorbike in the bath
She asked why we were taking a picture of her