The worst thing after waking up
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Friendzone level: infinite
Me playing Halo
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Safety in the car 2
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Look twice
My goal for 2014
I'm fat
After changing to fit into society
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.