Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
Beer in a bag
All the single ladies
I fell asleep on the trampoline
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
A good wife
Meme bed sheet
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
Miley Cyrus and giraffes
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's