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If she offers you an apple, say no
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Still think we didn't evolve from apes
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Makes fun of you for believing in Santa at 5, believes in God at 50
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My terms are simple
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Everyone calm down, I got this
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Cabbage patch kids costume
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If IE can be brave
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Crystal meth
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Easy as pie
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Cock-a-doodle-doo motherf**ker
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3D printed doge.
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Like father like son. Trumpeters.