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Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
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Motorbike in the bath
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Books
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Bilbo Baggins
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Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
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My cooking is fabulous
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She asked why we were taking a picture of her
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Where's Obama's clock?
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Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
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We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
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Everybody has a plan
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Real ninja turtles