My goal for 2014
Friendzone level: infinite
After changing to fit into society
Me playing Halo
Safety in the car 2
Look twice
I'm fat
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
The worst thing after waking up
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.