Elections, illusion of choice.
Ponies are for p*ssies
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Got a new shower curtain
Hug?
Keep telling yourself that
Meanwhile in Mordor
How to catch a fish in Ireland
I recycle men T-shirt
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
Guess which brother is adopted